Goddess Toilet Paper.
Here at Artisanal Toilet paper, we joyfully rest in our awareness that all women are goddesses who deserve the softest, most nurturing, most sustainable, most antibacterial toilet paper on this planet, in this lifetime, and in all of our future lives, too.
And so we fondly present Goddess Toilet Paper, created soulfully by artisans in South America, each ply lovingly hand-painted with the image of the goddess pictured here, using paint made from organic berries.
Additionally, Goddess Toilet paper bears the letter "B", our stamp of authenticity that stands for blessed. Why? Because every fiber of Goddess Toilet paper will be blessed by a Priestess who offers her services gratis (free).
And so we fondly present Goddess Toilet Paper, created soulfully by artisans in South America, each ply lovingly hand-painted with the image of the goddess pictured here, using paint made from organic berries.
Additionally, Goddess Toilet paper bears the letter "B", our stamp of authenticity that stands for blessed. Why? Because every fiber of Goddess Toilet paper will be blessed by a Priestess who offers her services gratis (free).