Testimonials.
"Oh My Gosh! Who wouldn’t want ecstatically dancing, mulberry-stomping grannies, and to have one's egress caressed by papally blessed toilet paper????"
Eileen F, Hudson Valley, NY
"Thank you Andrea and Alice for your inspired and inspiring creation. Might I get a delivery job as an ancient Goddess ? I have some good references. Paul says, "Oh my God!" when he sees me in the morning - is that close enough? I will work for toilet paper pay. What a product! What an enterprising pair ! I am truly amazed and grateful. My crack blows blessings on your creativity."
Winifred T, NYC
"THIS IS A VINNER!! I WANT IN!! At those prices, the 1% will line up! Artisanal!!!!"
Danny P, Barcelona
"I hope you wipe the competition!"
Brent B, NYC
"Brava! A & A strike again! And as a bona fide healer, it's incredibly priced for me."
Liam J, NYC
"Wonderful! I want to help! Maybe I could pose for a photo - sitting on a pink moped stuffed full of beautiful goddessy papier!"
Sarah S, London
"I love your system of payment. Lovely website. Are those union spiders?"
Melanie D, NJ
"I've put in an order for a year's supply!"
Dara T, Upstate NY
"I really need some of this ARTISANALTOILET PAPER , cause when I read 'Artisanal', I thought of how every time I get a high colonic I could use some really SOFT TP. The spider silk stuff sounds appropriate. I will be putting my butt on the line for this, it better be good. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!" Paul U, CT
"Love it. Waiting for my delivery. Om........"
Matt P, France
"I have just received several rolls of your TP. My ass is the happiest its ever been."
Samantha J, NYC
"You guys are mad! Totally mad, which is what I love about you. VERY clever. I'm visualizing now and waiting at the door."
David M, NYC
"I really think you are on to something with this! Hilarious and seriously interesting as a business idea at the same time (and don't think I'm full of shit-- sorry couldn't help it)."
Rob H, NYC
"Congratulations and best wishes on such an exciting beginning, Let me know if you need a good Administrative Assistant... :-)"
Patty R, NJ
"Egad!"
Barbara R, aka Alice's mother, Chicago
"Wonder if you will actually get some orders...oh dear!"
Tom R, aka Andrea's father, DC