Spider Silk Toilet Paper.
When our collective of toilet paper artisans conceived of silk toilet paper, initially we were stumped. How could we add pure silk to the elimination experience without clogging your drains? Then we discovered from the original Silk Road the healing, whisper-soft sensation of the delicate weavings of golden spiders. We created a spiritual haven where spiders weave to the meditative chants of enlightened Uyghur monks, who then wind the iridescent strands onto prayer wheels. What is manifested? The healing energy field of spider silk caressing your egress, once your bowel movement has completed its joyful journey.