Abundance!
Most products you buy are made in factories where the workers are treated cruelly and paid nothing, and the prices reflect that. Here at Artisanal Toilet Paper, we believe that abundance must flow to everyone, and so we pay everyone associated with us what they deserve. Therefore, our toilet paper is sold for what it's worth, and once you've had the vital experience of using any of our three papers, you'll know that it was priceless.
Prices:
Italian Vineyard TP comes in bundles of 6 rolls, a total of 1800 hand created squares (abundance!), for only $48 plus $15 postage. It is shipped directly from the rolling hills of Umbria.
Goddess TP is stacked in layers of 10 squares in a memory box, and is sold for $950. It is hand-delivered by one of our goddesses for an additional fee of $1500.
Spider Silk TP arrives from Kyrgyzstan, one jumbo roll on a prayer wheel, wrapped in a sustainable carrying cloth. The price for the general public is $300 plus $33.10 for postage. For accredited, enlightened healers (proof required), we offer Spider Silk TP for the low low price of $5.99 with no postage required.
To order:
Visualize your selection arriving at your door. You are connected with Universal Energy that will process your transaction and expedite your order.
Prices:
Italian Vineyard TP comes in bundles of 6 rolls, a total of 1800 hand created squares (abundance!), for only $48 plus $15 postage. It is shipped directly from the rolling hills of Umbria.
Goddess TP is stacked in layers of 10 squares in a memory box, and is sold for $950. It is hand-delivered by one of our goddesses for an additional fee of $1500.
Spider Silk TP arrives from Kyrgyzstan, one jumbo roll on a prayer wheel, wrapped in a sustainable carrying cloth. The price for the general public is $300 plus $33.10 for postage. For accredited, enlightened healers (proof required), we offer Spider Silk TP for the low low price of $5.99 with no postage required.
To order:
Visualize your selection arriving at your door. You are connected with Universal Energy that will process your transaction and expedite your order.